It finally happened, my 14 year old Nissan is dead. I had it towed to the mechanic and called me after he checked it out. I said is it worth spending a little money to get it fixed. He laughed at me. I need a new car now. I am not sure what to get.

Some things come naturally to some and others can’t grasp the basics of life. Take my car for instance. I know it needs oil. I know I need to check the oil. I have been told that if there is one thing one needs to do for their car is to check the oil and to add oil frequently. I never seem to remember this.

My car sounds like there is a metal ball being thrown around inside the engine every time I start it. My mechanic laughed when he heard it and told me I should consider myself lucky if it makes it through the winter. I once had a Ford Taurus and it dies in the middle of the road. I had the engine re built and I promised my self I would never forget to put oil in my car.

Here we go again!

I know today is the day that you my friend will betray everything holy and take that money under your bed and buy yourself a Jaguar E Type. You can of course justify this used car purchase because it will make you a better husband and a better father and of course a better listener. You will need the listening skills because your wife is going to probably kick you out of the house and think you have lost your mind and you will have to listen to her and nod your head. Below are a couple of car sites that you can go to and find the E Type of your dreams. Good Luck!